Mindless Chatter

Thursday, July 09, 2009

In A Restaurant

There can be so many people...

So much activity...

It can be busy...

But it's still lonely :(

I dunno why... But it is...

I dislike popular and crowded places....

Now I live in one... And I need it to live... For now...

EMO!!!

Everyone is going to KL and away.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Skye Tagged Me...

BBC believes that most people have read only 6 out of the 100 books here. How do your reading habits stack up? Share.
Today at 13:15
Instructions: Copy this into Notes. Put a '1' after those you have read. Tag other Book Nerds, I mean, Well Read Intellectuals. ^ ^

My score: 61! Evidently I am less fail then Ian Ho ;D

1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen (0)
2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien (0)
3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte (0)
4 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling (0)
5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee (0)
6 The Bible - (0)
7 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte ( 1/2)
I attempted to read it okay... I made an effort!!!
8 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell (0)
9 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman (0)
10 Great Expectations - Charles Dickens (0)
11 Little Women - Louisa M Alcott ( 1/2)
Another attempt... It's damn boring lehh... But the movie was good! :D At least I know what's the story about....
12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy ( 0)
13 Catch 22 - Joseph Heller (0)
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare (0)
15 Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier (0)
16 The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien (0)
17 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk ( 0)
18 Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger (0)
19 The Time Traveler’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger (0)
20 Middlemarch - George Eliot (0)
21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell (0)
22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald (0)
23 Bleak House - Charles Dickens (0)
24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy (0)
25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams (0)
26 Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh (0)
27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky (0)
28 Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck (0)
29 Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll (0)
30 The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame (1)
The short story cartoon illustrated version count?
31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy (0)
32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens (0)
33 Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis (0)
34.Emma - Jane Austen (0)
35 Persuasion - Jane Austen (0)
36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis (0)
37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini (0)
38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres (0)
39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden (1)
Finally! A proper one!
40 Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne (1/2)
I have the book and I've seen the pictures... Haven't actually read the words...
41 Animal Farm - George Orwell (0)
42 The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown (0)
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez (0)
44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving (0)
45 The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins (0)
46 Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery (0)
47 Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy ( 0)
48 The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood (0)
49 Lord of the Flies - William Golding (0)
50 Atonement - Ian McEwan (0)
51 Life of Pi - Yann Martel (0)
52 Dune - Frank Herbert (0)
53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons (0)
54 Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen (0)
55 A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth (0)
56 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon (0)
57 A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens (0)
58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley (0)
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night - Mark Haddon (0)
60 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez (0)
61 Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck (0)
62 Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov (0)
63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt (0)
64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold (0)
65 Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas (0)
66 On The Road - Jack Kerouac (0)
67 Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy (0)
68 Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding (0)
69 Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie (0)
70 Moby Dick - Herman Melville (0)
71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens (0)
72 Dracula - Bram Stoker (0)
73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett (1)
I think I read the LadyBird version... You know those small hard cover books? Or is this the only version?
74 Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson (0)
75 Ulysses - James Joyce (0)
76 The Inferno - Dante (0)
77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome (0)
78 Germinal - Emile Zola (0)
79 Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray (0)
80 Possession - AS Byatt (0)
81 A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens (0)
82 Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell (0)
83 The Color Purple - Alice Walker (0)
84 The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro (0)
85 Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert (0)
86 A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry (0)
87 Charlotte’s Web - EB White (0)
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom (0)
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (0)
90 The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton (1)
I only read The Folks one... That counts! I read a book!!!
91 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad (0)
92 The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery (1)
I am very proud of this!!!
93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks (0)
94 Watership Down - Richard Adams (0)
95 A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole (0)
96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute (0)
97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas (0)
98 Hamlet - William Shakespeare (0)
99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl (0)
100 Les Miserables - Victor Hugo (0)


Wow... This is really pathetic....

It's the epic-est FAIL ever!!!

SIX and A HALF!!!
6.5%!!!

I am amazing!!!

And you wonder where I learn English from since I come from a 3rd world country that doesn't really speak English...

Well... Lemme tell you...

I am from a Convent school... That didn't teach me much English... Malaysia was once a British Colony... Not that it matters.... I studied for 2 years in Primary school in Singapore.... That didn't make any difference coz I was one of the top scorers for English in class... There were only 2 of us...

What's my secret???

SMASH HITS magazine... GALAXY magazine... SWEET VALLEY series... LOVE STORIES series...

That's what I read in my nurturing years...

Couldn't read English till I was 10 years old... But spoke it as soon as I could speak...

You know what?

Screw all that...

I'm just one of those miracles that plopped onto Earth...

Before I started reading Sweet Valley... I was always disgusted when people said their hobby was reading... I thought reading was like... Eating Brussels sprouts... EWWWWWW!!!!

So yeah...

I think according to this survey... I am rather illiterate...

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Alone Again

I love this Scrat and the Acorn song...

There was this conversation going on about Ee Leen's coming back... YES SHE CAME BACK!!!!

She said to expect the unexpected... But I never expected her to like... Pop out of Simply Fish's toilet...

It has been a rough week and I was really... Overwhelmed when I saw her...

*Awwww.....*

So yeah... Now people think this cold emo cow cries easily....

No, I don't!

Anyway... I stand firm that this is like... Emo happy that comes with a crazy crazy week and some monthly visit...

"I don't think I emote much to sad emoness anymore... I'm more of a happy emo person... Unless the sadness is like... Someone special died..."

"Ohh... What if I died? Will you cry sad emoness?"

"Dunno... See how first..."

HAhaha

It wasn't very funny after that coz I couldn't sleep later that night...

It's harsh to think that people you're close to will suddenly die on you... I still wouldn't say we're very close... But the past month or so was probably the happier times I've had in awhile :)

Thanks to all you farm animals and jungle thing for keeping me together :)

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

It's A Piggie Birthday!

June's Birthday is SUCH a special day... That she is gonna drive herself to town to meet us to eat at Pak Putra... HAHHAha

Yeahh...

This is a slacker pig birthday :D

I am looking forward to tmr! :D

Thursday, June 11, 2009

I Love You God's "Gift" To Women!

He said:
I am going to have phone sex with myself...
I couldn't find my HP...
So I used my house phone to call it...
And instead of rejecting it, I answered the call...
And I put both receivers to each ear...
And I've been talking to myself..
its sounds cool...
Like I'm wearing some space suit...

Thanks for making me smile :)

*This Just Added*

I said:
how's it going then?
are u going anywhere with the selfservicing?

He said:
.. ..
What self servicing? ...
Its a bit hard to wank when you have both your hands holding onto 2 phones...

So I said:
ermm...
then whats the point of phone sexing urself?

He said:
Didn't really think it through...
Gave up...

I look like an idiot smiling at my screen...

Is it clean now?!

Is it?

I hope it's fucking clean!

And Kukujiao... Nothing will rid me more off my emoness than watching your blood trickle down your neck from the wound I freshly carved....

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

I Dunno About You... But...

I'm happy you're not in my life right now :)

I'm happy you're so far away and I can't be bothered to reply your messages to stay in contact... Sure I will send a text to England or make calls to Singapore... But for you... It's just not even worth the money... The time... The effort... Or the very minimal brain power required to execute the task...

I know you don't care, never cared and never will care... Because if you did... I wouldn't need to explain you wouldn't need to ask the obvious...

If it means anything to you...

I'd rather be in a dialogue with Heidi or listen to my red wall give a monologue than to reply a message from you...

I'm tired of babysitting your emotions and I'd like to be the one wearing the skirt for once.

Come on... Let it go... And get the fuck out of each others' lives :)

Sunday, June 07, 2009

做爱!Ermm.. I Mean 坐 Eye!

We took Aedy on an outing yesterday :D

First stop Amigos.... I haven't been there since the Leo Charity Concert we've been to... So that is... What? 3 years ago? 2002 till now... It's not like a Japanese restaurant... The emphasis is no longer on half arsed western food... There's a lot of Sushi and stuff like that on the menu... I ordered a Zaru Cha Soba and it's the most pathetic zaru cha soba ever....-_-" It's not small in portion... But it was... WARM... :( Gross...

Anyway JonKate joined us... Ah Nee and Wee Siong(Did I get it right?) joined us... And then we have Pig, Duck and Monkey :D

So it was fun a dinner... Everyone caught up... Had some laugh... Took some pictures...

We saw Parveen...

Alan was the official photographer coz I am SICK OF NOT BEING IN THE PICTURES! Nah.... Actually I'd much rather be the photog coz I look so MORBIDLY OBESE in the photos yesterday... It's like I'm neckless and all that... I look like a tortoise :( YOu know when your neck and face is just sorta the same size and it has no angle between your chin... I probably have 6 chins now :/ Disturbing I know... And all that thunder thighs... -_-"

Next stop we went to fetch Beng Huat and off to The Eye on Malaysia!!! NO... You can't see all of Malaysia... You can't even see all of Malacca... I didn't see Jasin or Alor Gajah... Not even Semabok... It should be Eye on Melaka Raya and Kota Laksamana... But it was fun... We camwhored some... Even with the Heartshaped Glasses...

When you're having mad fun... Time passesby really quickly... We were attempting to take a picture of all of us and the stupidest thing just happens... Like... We set up the camera... Put it on timer and all that... Then place it down... Run to sit down... Then watch it go...

*Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Plop* *Flash*...

Plop is when it falls face down... Flash is when it takes a picture of the seat instead of us...

Much pictures will be on Facebook... We took over 200... But FB only has space for 200 in an album... And I manage to find enough unflattering and redundant pictures to take out... But it's all a bitch to load... I waited more than 2 hours yesterday to finally leave it to load and go sleep. I left my computer running and wake up to see... Upload failed... O.O -_-'

After the Eye... We went to the Jetty because we wanted to go to Arena and get June drunk... Also because Ah Beng (Beng Huat) and Ah Lian (Adel) wants to go clubbing... But when we got there and saw the crowd and heard the music... We got scared... So we use the toilet... Then went towards Gogo... Hoping to get a buggy ride... But that's already closed... So we walked in and stopped a couple of times to camwhore... I didn't know they turned off the lights at the mosque at all... But it was not lit up yesterday... :(

So we did lotsa butt grabbing guy on guy girl on girl girl on guy guy beside girl shots... Scandalous....

Then after we were done... We went to KL to increase out fatness... Well.. Ah Huat has nothing to worry about... The kukujiao was so worried he didn't eat... The rest of us... DON'T CARE LAA... EAT ONI!

After I got homee.... I realized there are these really unsightly insect bites on my WHOLE leg... :( And it's itching like a bitch now... :(

I am very annoyed...

But we had fun!!! Let's all hope that Facebook allows me to load the photos soon! :D